#purgatory crows

[magicalmanhattanproject]

man i gotta take a moment to appreciate just how much bullshit mike crammed into just the elevator parkour today. like it's definitely enough to fill out at least one row of an alignment chart

good mike: places down a boat to help wuant across neutral mike: uses an ender pearl to get himself across evil mike: bows down bbh to make sure he doesn't get across

i mean all of this 100% positively btw everything he did was based as fuck

[backfromtwitterforw]

NEVER GOING TO SLEEP TONIGHT THIS BATTLESHIP GAME MADE ME SOOOOO HAPPY AND EXITED !!!

[forgetmesoup]

Hands this to you and goes back into hibernation

[wizardsandrain]

Ganador de que?

Winner of what?

[svtskneecaps]

i'm still stuck on the purgatories so here's a list of purgatory 2 moments simply off the top of my head that deserve to be remembered:

aimsey ducking all of axolotl team alone in a cave with literally half a heart

goose gang fucking descending on the raccoon base and absolutely wrecking shop

ethan crankgameplays clutching up for team panda during the capture the flag game by being the only one hanging out in the center and periodically checking the chests, earning them a shitton of flags and clutching multiple rounds

crow team's egg taking 0 damage

pac doxxing goose gang's egg in the last second

shelby shubble as the last member of her team online writing a letter to aimsey and sharing the world's most devastating ten minutes before her team was eliminated with one of the eye creatures (coco? i forgot lol)

badboyhalo absolutely fucking DEMOLISHING the battleship event on like 2 hours of sleep and a dream

wuant(?) stealing a tv from the battleship event and then playing portuguese ice age on it for the crows lmfao

tubbo djing for his team while waiting for the time for a goose gambit

theguill CRASHING THROUGH THE FUCKING CEILING of the raccoon team's hidey hole like the fucking kool aid man in a last effort to save his team and 4v1 or 5v1 ing team raccoon; he lost but that was such an epic fucking moment

theguill and etoiles pvping and each hyping the other's skills the entire time

seapeekay escaping cellbit and baghera and then stealing their boats and rocketing past to tease them about it; that shit was iconic

kenny going mad with power collecting sand on literally day 1

the english speaking squirrels taking actual physical notes on portuguese phrases (i think)

lgbtiba

i may add more this is an off the top of my head list but like got DAMN i like these events :D i like them a lot

[zeinkblotpot]

The Mad Crow

Pov: you are about to be two tapped

Please consider reblogging, likes don't do anything on tumblr and reblogging is the only way to keep traction on a post <3

[sne-ed]

my favorite part of qsmp is quackity and the admins furiously trying to get people to betray each other but getting bested by how good of a job his previous efforts did in unifying everyone in the first place

whoever has the happiest egg wins? who cares everyones a tio now

aldo has to leave the rest of his team behind? the first thing out of his mouth when he wins is how the crows won together and how happy he is to have met them

[mintierose]

Can we take a a moment to talk about the fact that team crow has ZERO purgatory 1 members on their team and they’re STILL making it to the FINALS

[royalarchivist]

Quackity: I want to talk about that round with you. Mike, Badboyhalo was about to make it to the very end of the Parkour, and you shot him with an arrow, not allowing him to get to the end. Would you like to talk about that?

Mike: Only a Crow will win, so that's why I had to make this harsh decision to help my–

Quackity: Can you repeat- can you repeat- can you repeat the answer?

Mike: Oh, yeah yeah yeah, of course. I had to shoot him because I'm with the Team Crow until the end, and had to kill him so one of my friends could–

Quackity: Wow. Are all of you from Team Crow?

Team Crow: Yeah! Hell yeah! Ca -CAW! Yessir! CA-CAW!

Quackity: Wow.

[caramelteaa]

That one part before the leader 1v1 and red team was just fucking surrounding Phil dropping everything they have of value or might be useful, chasing/barking out anyone who's not bolas(I'm so sorry Tina that Cellbit beat you into lava).

They are a pack of dogs for me in that moment

[fanartsandstuff]

The Leader And His Followers

[cider-est]

HES A MANIAC WITH A CHAINSAW

(reminder to please not repost my art thanks)

[backfromtwitterforw]

No idea what's gonna happen next rn, but just to be clear, I support every player's rights and wrongs in this server!

[hestia08]

I find it so funny that purgatory one and two were connected because the team that won is BOLAS and the team captain was philza and his fandom is crows and purgatory 2 winner was aldo and was part of the crow team. I find it so amazing because it’s all contented.

[daishitheprofessionalfool]

Alright, Im curious. After this first day,

I am Team Crow. CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKERS >:D

[svtskneecaps]

if i get a purgatory 3 before the year is out i'm so sorry i'm going to be INSUFFERABLE